she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Your cock deserves a montage
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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