Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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