she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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