she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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