belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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