There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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