I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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