what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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