Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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