You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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