just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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