He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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