I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Randomize
