I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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