kristin has been a bad kristin
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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