Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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