The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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