so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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