You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
