I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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