Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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