you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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