white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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