Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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