At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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