Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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