Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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