Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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