You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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