; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Sober January is a disaster.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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