Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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