Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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