I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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