I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize