i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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