Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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