he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
There's even glitter on my cock...
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