nut hugger
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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