Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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