My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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