do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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