Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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