i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
