In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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