It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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