ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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