I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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