Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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