I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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