I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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