Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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