i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Randomize
