I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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