its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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