I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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