that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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