Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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