hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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