It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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